There is nothing worse than a southern crossing guard.

I had a run-in with one during the after-school hour yesterday.

You know how you're supposed to stop when they put their hand up?


Well, what are you supposed to do when they give you a good ole southern wave?


(No, I did not take this picture! I googled it!)

I was so confused! I stopped, then he gave me the sign to go, but then waved, as all good ole boys do!

I stopped, I went, I stopped, I went...

Finally, I just went. Not sure if it was my turn or not.

Why do we wave at everybody in the south?